k. well. first of all,
joined !!!!!!!! i'm the admin for that, so
aside from that, i have random ass (and sexual ) death note dream for you, and HEY HELM, YOU WERE IN IT! thats right, i didnt call you Rivers, but also, the real River was in this dream, so <edit> i never have random ass dreams, so two this close together is super unusual </edit>
it started out with Lighto and Misa going to the mall, and in the corner there was this restaurant, that was pretty secluded, for a very good reason. you see, people would eat, then screw each other. it sounds absolutely insane, but it was perfectly normal in this dream. >_>
anyway, Light got dragged there by Misa and she was like "8DDDDD FUCK ME!!!!" and Light's like "fine..." it wasnt graphic, but still, WTF i was dreaming about LightxMisa!?!? ok, so wait, there's more.
then Helm, Near, and i were like, "this sucks. i'm bored" and im like "HO SHIT I HAVE AN IDEA, LETS GO TO THE SEX RESTAURANT " and Rivers and River are like "fine..." so we went, and Helm you'll enjoy this.
the three of us went, and the waiter was like "No girls at the same table with other girls, oh, wait, nevermind" (he realized Near was not a woman, lawl) and he turned to the table behind us and ... and ... these asshole girls from school who are just the biggest bitches alive were there, A___r and A____a (Helm, as if you even needed the lettr hints ) and he's like "but you two can't sit together" but they ended up together anyway, and you know what happens after that.
so when we finished eating, Near's like "do we really wanna do this?" (if you didnt realize already, you eat, fuck, and leave >_> ) *awkward moment* and Helm and i are like "thats ok. lets leave >_>" and then Near ended up screwing this random chick anyway. so yeah.
and then it was late at night and this other random girl was there (i think she was like, nightshift waitress) and Lighto stumbles in all drunk like, and she's just like "O.o we're closed" and he's just a wreck and looks like he's been through hell. they didnt smex it up or anything, but she's like, let's get you home.
and then L is like "damn. even Near went to the smex restaurant." so its closed by now, and everyone's gone, and L is like "imma break into the sex restaurant since i've never even been in it" so there's this security guard, and he's like "dude, there's someone breaking into the mall." and then for some odd reason he's like "they look mostly harmless, i'll let the person not get caught as long as they dont go in the first door" so L is about to get to the mall, and he crosses these train tracks and almost gets hit and i only remember that detail because the train looked like that really awesome kick ass old fashioned train from that scene in Ghost Rider. _{(more pointless connections to real life. i watched Ghost Rider yesterday right before i went to sleep and in the train yard i thought it was really awesome because the train looked like those old model trains that you never ever see anymore but they are probably from the 60's or 70's.)} and he goes up to the first door and he's like "no. something's not right" so L goes in the second door. and he wanders the restaurant for a while.
and then Light's at home and its uber late, and Sayu calls him and he lives with his family in this bigass crooked creaky old house on a cliff. and Lights like "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" and Sayu's like "MEXICO. YOU GOTTA LEAVE NOW! RUN!" and then she hangs up.
so then it's early in the morning and Light and Soichiro and Sachiko are in my parents van, and Light is putting a box in the van, and Sayu comes tearing into the house and yells "THEYRE HERE! GET IN THE VAN!" so she dives in and so does Light, and then they drive away and these freaky people with guns start to follow them. and Sayu's like "i'm so stupid. but you guys listened to me when i told you to leave" and Light's all super awesome brotherly and like hugs her and everything and she's freaking out and he's like "its ok, of course we believed you" and it was kinda cute, and then my sister's like "WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE AGAIN!!"
so that was another randomly epic dream. and i will never forget Sayu yelling into the payphone "MEXICO!!"
let's see. what else. oh yeah.
i plan on uploading my Death Note crossover fic, and no one's guessed it yet. ~Rivers knows it and is gonna get a feature if no one gets it. anyway, it was a five word name and the very first letter is "C"
lawl i'm listening to the Juno soundtrack and its freaking awesome.

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oh yeah. and you know that fight between everyone in DNI the otherday? I THOUGHT IT WAS BULLSHIT. if we must pair up for yaoi for the fans, obviously Misa is not an option. Mikami would just be like, uber-uke. LxLight is the only true pairing for DNI, so stop fighting you asses, because we want our bishies violently have sex battles for seme.
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during an RP in RCH, "BB" told me the following: "BB:JackieLLefty: Be quiet, or i will rip you limb from limb and leave you rotting in an alley somewhere in ohio. I will cut your corpse into thousands of tiny pieces, and let them be eaten by stray dogs."
this was said after i told him he was surprisingly polite online.